by adrianhowell August 14, 2017
Get the Smash Jew mug.Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017
Get the jew fact mug.One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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A person who loves apple sauce Jews.
by Carlton Sinner February 18, 2019
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