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jew by the foot

a tasty, artificially fruit flavored snack that was very popular in the early 1940's, mostly in Germany.
Damn Hitler jew by the foot is the best snack in the world.
by nougatygoodness001 September 23, 2009
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jew-dog

a hot dog that is cooked over a campfire until it is burnt beyond recognition.
Yo, P-dickle....cook me up a jew-dog to go.
by p dickle October 12, 2005
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Jew Dick

The extremely small dick of a Jewish man. Only in rare cases does it exceed 5" long. Jews usually compensate for their tiny dick by talking about how huge it is, and other nonsense.
Lady Gaga had a Jew Dick before she had her sex change.

Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.
by Hit-lah February 22, 2011
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Jew Creamed

A term that discribes the prosseses of super soakin that jewish hoe with some raunhy shit that is also discribed as cum
by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009
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jew-niper

noun; a bush that appears to be a normal juniper shrub, but smells like money and burns easily.

See money tree.
Dude, you shoudn't build that fire so close to the jew-niper tree. You remember that fiasco in the '40s?
by James Earl Jones January 14, 2008
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Jew Claw

The term used to describle the hand or 'Claw' of someone jewish, originaly from Borat! The term later developed on DoE and has been comonly accosiated with James!
Sam 'pass us some sweets'
James 'Ahh jew Claw
Sam 'The claws taken them all'
by Gabe93 June 15, 2008
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Messianic Jew

An Ethnically-Patrilineal and/or -Matrilineal Jew who believes that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News").
A Messianic Jew does not necessarily keep all 613 mitzvot in the Torah, may not hold the Talmud as part of the Jewish Bible, and may be a member of a church as opposed to a Messianic shul or synagogue. Also called "Jews for Jesus", Messianic Jews are often targeted for persecution by Antimissionaries such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011
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