Just.....fuckin' cuz

Doing something inane and possibly stupid, for no reason whatsoever, just because the option exists.

"Why are you eating stale Saltine crackers?"
"Just.....fuckin' cuz."

by Dunkelisawesome July 5, 2009

you just got got

You were tricked

Jeff: I just bought this watch for only $17!

Bill: That's a fake model, Jeff. You just got got!

by TennisPlayer3 January 10, 2015

Just Five More Minutes

A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.

Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!

Me: ...just five more minutes

Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!

by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020

Nah, I'm Just Beau

"Nah, I'm just Beau" is exactly what you say when you survive some sort of legendary feat 99.9% guaranteed to be the cause of your death. Originated from a particular unsung Florida Man, this phrase is general statement for anything involving crackhead activities.

"Charlie, I can't believe you got away with smacking our hot principal's ass!"

"Nah, I'm just Beau"

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole October 21, 2019

Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 5, 2020

Just tucking my shirt in

Jerking off in front of an underage girl on a hotel bed.

Rudy Giuliani was "just tucking my shirt in" in the Borat clip.

by Bulleitrocks October 21, 2020

im just that much better

referring to being just that much better than everyone else that they can't even talk to you

dont even talk to me because IM JUST THAT MUCH BETTER

by mr.im just that much better January 8, 2022