Whack Ass

Sucky, Stupid, things out of the ordinary. Ugly.
1. Damn, thats some whack ass hair.

2. Wow, this is a whack ass definition!
by punkrockpat10 April 18, 2010
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ass gremlins

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!
I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!
by Grant June 18, 2006
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onion ass

n. an ass so nice it makes you want to cry; see also onion booty
Did you see the onion ass on that hottie? Damn!!!
by joe rockhead February 01, 2005
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Ass clown

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
by DEEZ NUTS July 05, 2003
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ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
by trainee October 10, 2007
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Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.
That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.
by Ashton Bland October 24, 2006
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jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"
by JMilf July 13, 2008
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