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Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice
Dang bro he looked like a skating goose
by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019
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Goose butt

Goose butt means you smell terrible and need to shower! You have poor hygiene and you need to wear deodorant
Dylan is a goose butt! I don’t know how Katie can put up with it.
by fairGame12 March 3, 2019
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Goose

A shorter version of the sayingsilly goose”. Describes a person who tends to be ridiculous, makes no sense when they talk and/or says absurb things.
Austin was such a goose. He thought that you placed cheese directly on the grill when making grilled cheese.
by Dictionary Critique March 6, 2019
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GOOSE

by Alex Goose March 10, 2019
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Stupid Goose

look at Hayroon! He’s a stupid goose
by the3sillygooses March 17, 2019
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Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)
Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school
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Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.
“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose
by Grandma Ex December 23, 2018
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