girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will

carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue

by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023

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National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

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Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

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Medic Girlfriend

A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.

Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.

Engie (Voice): MEDIC!
Medic Girlfriend (Voice): No!

by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023

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