Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

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pies and fries

a late night meal from McDonalds consisting of 2 apple pies and a small fry, resulting in the highest calorie intake to money spent ratio

when asked what he wanted from mcdonalds, he responded with "pies and fries"

by Thinkingship April 23, 2012

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K-Bar Fried

A somewhat slang term for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I got the munchies. Let's head over to K-Bar Fried for some hot wings.

by NorCal BeachGuy June 29, 2011

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Fri Ninja

A sneaky person who will always steal your fries, you wont notice until it's to late.

Kyli : D

person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?

Person 2: KYLI????

person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD

by Kyli: FRI NINJA OF NINJIALITY! October 5, 2011

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Fried

Someone who has consumed so much marijuana in their life that they are no longer capable of coherent thought.

Also, a thought that could only come from someone who has consumed immense amounts of marijuana.

That dude is so fried

by adam morenburg October 9, 2023

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