Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.

We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.

by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024

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Floridian Breakfast

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.

Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.

by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024

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florifatt

a very beautiful person who loves to burp in peoples ears

Person 1: *burps*

Person 2: omg they are such a florifatt

by skibididivine December 13, 2024

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Floridian

Publix loving crackheads that basically live in another country because were on our own playing field

Foreigner: Look its a crackhead

Floridian: Yes, I am a crackhead

by vanwinkl January 15, 2025

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Floritard

1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.

2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.

I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.

Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?

Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?

by Brazerican April 29, 2025

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