Gangle Drunk

When a person is drinking alcoholic beverages they reach the stage where they lose power to control their voice, have poor coordination of their limbs, and tend to knock things over.

He was so gangle drunk last night when he was telling that story that he knocked the television off its stand.

by Jane Tibson October 21, 2010

Drunk Druggin

The act of getting real drunk on liquor while doing PCP or other hardcore drugs

My buddy and I went drunk druggin last night and hooked up with some skank whores

by Lil Bud November 1, 2010

Drunk-keeper

The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.

"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."

"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."

by Vri May 12, 2010

Nacro Drunk

Someone who falls asleep after consuming 6 or more pints or lager/ale.

That Mackers is such a bloody nacro drunk!

by Dave Brent November 30, 2006

treat drunk

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink given by way of compliment or as an expression of friendly regard.

"Last night I was a treat drunk"
"You're such a treat drunk"

by Beatsick September 24, 2007

Internet Drunk

When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.

Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!

by @TheRealLobot May 15, 2013

Hemingway-drunk

A state of being so intoxicated the imbiber could reasonably be compared to Ernest Hemingway.

A long, difficult work week will invariably result in Mike getting Hemingway-drunk.

by blanderrobinson May 23, 2013