drunk michael

The embodiment of a good time

"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"

by Eric.is.a.fatass June 2, 2017

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Drunk Druggin

The act of getting real drunk on liquor while doing PCP or other hardcore drugs

My buddy and I went drunk druggin last night and hooked up with some skank whores

by Lil Bud November 1, 2010

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A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.

"Where have you been? I've tried calling you all day."

"Major drunk lag. I woke up at 5 PM."

by EdibleMetal January 4, 2010

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drunk and sad

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.

J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”

by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018

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