proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.
Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk
by BuzzytheBear February 17, 2016
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Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.
I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.
by SsaladFingers January 13, 2016
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Becca Drunk

Being So wasted you don’t know left from right.
She got Becca Drunk last night!!!
by Cheezmcnuggets April 04, 2019
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Drunk-Cozy

The warm and comforting sensation you get from being inebriated (drunk) from wine and other light spirits.
Geez Helene, I think I'm getting drunk-cozy from this wine.

Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.
by Honeychild & TLC September 19, 2016
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drunk michael

The embodiment of a good time
"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"
by Eric.is.a.fatass March 14, 2017
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drunk cakes

Alcohol infused cakes or cupcakes.
Ratchel made some awesome drunk cakes.
by vrk27000 February 05, 2015
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treat drunk

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink given by way of compliment or as an expression of friendly regard.
"Last night I was a treat drunk"
"You're such a treat drunk"
by Beatsick September 04, 2007
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