asshole discharge

Any secretions exiting the anus.

This peanut butter soup looks like a bowl of asshole discharge.

by jonarchy September 22, 2016

jake daitch

your run of the mill fav jew boy. Hispanic? talks like he is a person of color but is indeed white.

oh he's talking like a jake daitch.

by xxxspreme June 29, 2017

female discharge

The monthly process where some women members of the military are let go because they are suffering from PMSD.

Lt. Col. Sarah MacKenzie suffered severe PMSD last month which resulted in female discharge.

by MarionWebster January 10, 2018

Verbal discharge

Act of verbally release anger.

My job is to take verbal discharges from my boss.

by JTheCoop November 23, 2018

Dishonorable Discharge

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD

"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Blandular Discharge

An idiomatic phrase for the time boredom utterly destroys you.

"I spent two hours at the lecture and after just the first fifteen minutes I was in the midst of a full on Blandular Discharge."

by versionthirteen March 19, 2019

Phallic Discharge

An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.

That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.

I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.

I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.

The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.

An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.

by Rhett1a June 4, 2019