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The Cup Of Human Sadness

A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."
by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009
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Sorry, last cup

When you offer to do something with no intention of doing it.
Toby: Hey man, you want some help moving?
Gabe: Yeah! That'd be great!

Toby: Sorry, last cup *takes imaginary sip*
by Lydbuscus November 20, 2011
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Dirty Reese's Cup

The act of hiding a turd in someone's peanut butter for them to find after much consumption.
I gave Robert a Dirty Reese's Cup a few days ago. Now it's just a waiting game.
by TNSJ January 1, 2012
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hot cup of asshole

Someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "asshole" so much that one remains almost speechless.
Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.
by MB87 September 29, 2010
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cup goes up

when you threaten a boy that if he doesn't stop being a douche bag, you will grab where his cup is, and the push up, it hurts a lot worse than actually hitting someone in that spot.
" do you know how it feels when your cup goes up? if you don't stop being stupid i will show you."
by trrinaa. January 12, 2009
mugGet the cup goes upmug.

The Great World Cup

When several people from different countries and ethnicity’s (more than 10 required) all come together to deficate into a large goblet or cup, whereupon the winner is decided by whomever swan dives into the goblet eating their way out of it and surviving.
Remember when you said I wouldn’t amount tho anything mom, well guess who just won The Great World Cup
by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019
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Cups under arms

He was being so cups under arms at civ last night
by Har j July 7, 2019
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