A coma in which one's eyes resemble eyes that are barely open, resembling the common trait possessed by Chinese people.
by purplepikmin October 24, 2008
Get the Chinese Coma mug.I. If the word 'tea' or the letter 'T' is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.
II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.
III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.
IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.
V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.
III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.
IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.
V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
t'commandments violations;
Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'
Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'
Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'
Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'
Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'
Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'
by cawdor January 15, 2010
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by Shizzy-D December 10, 2018
Get the It’s either pussy or the commas mug.(noun) Coma Toke is often known as a mix of tobacco and marijuana, usually at a 50-50 ratio, for the purpose of smoking. Although this mix of tobacco and marijuana is said to have a head-rush/euphoric effect for some, it's a good way to completely ruin perfectly good marijuana.
(verb) To Coma Toke is the act of smoking a mix of tobacco and marijuana (aka coma toke), usually at a 50-50 ratio.
(verb) To Coma Toke is the act of smoking a mix of tobacco and marijuana (aka coma toke), usually at a 50-50 ratio.
Jaime: Rob, do you want to take some coma tokes?
Rob: Sure, I guess I could try it... *cough, cough gag, gag* Oh! That shit sucks!
Jaime: You suck!
Rob: Sure, I guess I could try it... *cough, cough gag, gag* Oh! That shit sucks!
Jaime: You suck!
by TheLordofHazard April 12, 2010
Get the coma toke mug.1. a state of extreme tiredness caused by performing fellatio until the point of exhaustion.
2. a state of extreme tiredness caused by eating too much sausage, bratwurst, hot dogs, or other phallicly-shaped meats.
2. a state of extreme tiredness caused by eating too much sausage, bratwurst, hot dogs, or other phallicly-shaped meats.
"That girl sucked my dick for so long she's passed out on the bed in a sausage coma."
or
"Man, I just ate 8 brats. I'm going into a sausage coma."
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"Man, I just ate 8 brats. I'm going into a sausage coma."
by XiP October 9, 2008
Get the sausage coma mug.A state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges Christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. Exacerbated when they've had their personal assistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.
Everybody was experiencing gift comas at the Martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn't want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury SUVs to Goodwill on their drive back home.
by Mark L Stevens December 21, 2009
Get the Gift Coma mug.When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.
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