check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.

Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."

by iraqvet2009 August 30, 2010

heart check

when some one is punched in the chest with force; the attack of punching one in the chest and if the recipient of the punch is a bitch about it then they have no heart but if they eat the punch then it shows that they have heart and therefore are protected against the heart check ; a way of pulling someone's hoe card ;could be for sayin dumb shit;could be for ne reason at all, maybe the person performing the heart check wants to pull a hoe card

1. Ken-(in front of jay talkin to jenny, who is jay's girlfriend) hey Jenny u know jay fucked kayla last night.(Jay punches Ken in the chest for the dumb shit he said)
2. Jack punches Dan in the chest, and Dan cries about it and him being a bitch about it demonstrates that his hoe card was pulled, or, Jack punches Dan in the chest and Dan eats the punch and tells Jack "yea man u punch like a little bitch," then Dan beats Jack's ass, signaling that Dan's hoe card was not pulled.

by Anthony January 2, 2005

Username checks out

Whenever a user posts some stupid crap and their usernames makes what they said make sense.

Assdestroya9000: I sure love ass.
ChillNotGayGuy: Username checks out.
RandomGayGuy69: Username above also checks out, what are you doing on gay men ass sub Reddit?!?!

by CUMSE March 11, 2021

Fur check

when a guy passes out drunk and you look underneath his shirt to make sure that he does not have hair.

That is disgusting that Jimmy did not pass his fur check.

by elaynah December 10, 2003

Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.

Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil

by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015

Checking your frequency

When the autistic kid does those weird ass nosies and goes from high to low.

Checking your frequency is the worst sound ever.

by H2Toxic September 1, 2017

Check your temperature

To figure out where you stand with someone.

I have to check your temperature before we hangout to get a feel of you first.

by Djjjjjjjjjj March 24, 2021