canadian girls 

Canadian girls are self-admiring and egotistical. They have their heads so far up their ass, they think the world revolves around them. They are hard-drinking and love to wear yoga pants and flip flops. They seldom make eye contact, and will give only a brief hug. Average weight 155 lbs., but will swear she's just 151.

Those girls can't stop looking at themselves, but wouldn't dream of showing an ounce of attention to anyone else. They are narcissistic and must be Canadian girls!

canadian girls by LamR2 February 14, 2017

Canadian History 

The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.

Get away from that moose, unless you're gonna Canadian History someone.

Canadian History by NardsOfDoom February 5, 2010

Canadian spaghetti 

Placing any kind of screen (ideally the bottom of a small strainer) against the anus, then defecating through it, ideally with a soft-consistency stool, so the feces looks like spaghetti.

Similar to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

My bandmates wanted to see something fucked up, so I dropped trou, bent over, nuzzled a screen up to my asshole & shit through it. I made Canadian spaghetti.

Canadian spaghetti by w.b.m April 16, 2008

Canadian Breakfast 

Filling a moose's anus with natural yoghurt and slurping it out with a straw.

Widely regarded as the most nauseating sexual fetish ever devised.

"Amanda and I went on our third date last night, and boy, we did it all. Just before dawn, we even shared a full Canadian Breakfast."

Canadian Breakfast by TheMaskedAvenger-eh August 17, 2012

Canadian Hat Trick 

A person man or woman, gives 3 hand jobs to 3 different men in a week.

Jessica did a Canadian Hat Trick this week to Dave, Mike and Matt.

Canadian Hat Trick by Adrien77 October 20, 2008

Canadian Breakfast 

A Canadian Breakfast is when a subject performs a handstand, and a full beer bottle is placed in the anus of the individual until the beer is fully consumed. The only stipulation is that the beer must be made in Canada (preferably Labatt Blue).

- "Ouch! My butt hurts!"
- "It should. You had a Canadian Breakfast last night.

Canadian Breakfast by JConCrew February 22, 2011

canadian tuxedo 

A sexual act where the male makes an incision in the female's breasts to draw blood, then proceeds to ejaculate on her chest.

"Man I cut my girlfriend pretty deep before I jizzed on her tits when I gave her a Canadian Tuxedo."

canadian tuxedo by Marc Smith December 24, 2007