Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

by killerapt December 3, 2013

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Night burger

All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.

K: Ugh, what's that smell?

H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.

K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!

by Lilyitha February 4, 2014

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