Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off

Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day

by Tarvish June 12, 2020

Trump breakfast

Where Trump fucks a whole country

When Trump breakfast is the best.

by Gay173 November 3, 2020

Breakfast Gravy

Ejaculate coming from an erection in the morning (morning wood)

Did you give her that breakfast gravy?

by MostlyPeacefulProtester October 7, 2020

calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017

Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017

breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017

Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017