Something that nobody ever seems to eat, and people go on to brag about not having it for some reason that eludes the rest of us.
Person A: “LOL I didn’t have breakfast this morning! All I’ve had to eat today is a glob if toothpaste and two nickels HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”
Person B: “R u ok?”
Person B: “R u ok?”
by mí March 10, 2020
by wasani February 07, 2018
Strictly, the first meal of the day, even when not eaten in the morning.
Derived from the words break and fast. In this case, to break the fast between the last meal of the previous day and the first meal of the current day.
Derived from the words break and fast. In this case, to break the fast between the last meal of the previous day and the first meal of the current day.
Joe: I'm eating breakfast.
Jane: It's 6PM. The sun is going down.
Joe: I haven't eaten today. I'm breaking a fast.
Jane: I'm leaving you.
Jane: It's 6PM. The sun is going down.
Joe: I haven't eaten today. I'm breaking a fast.
Jane: I'm leaving you.
by miliyo April 02, 2018
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019
When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 03, 2019
Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023