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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
mugGet the St Kilda Beach late at night on a first datemug.

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
mugGet the Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you somethingmug.

Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.
"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"
by dj bradford October 1, 2015
mugGet the Beach Brainmug.

Taylor Beach

Someone who eats sex organs multiple times a day
Jenny: I was at johnnys this weekend

You: your such a Taylor beach
by Taylo4dfbdfbmnsnv June 10, 2022
mugGet the Taylor Beachmug.

Beach

The euphemism of the English b-word, excluding the meaning ‘female dog, brood bitch’.
You beach!
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
mugGet the Beachmug.

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.
I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
by SearchFHG October 25, 2018
mugGet the Beach my whalemug.

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