shopping basket confidence

Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.

It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.

Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.

by heywoodgblowme September 18, 2013

bunghole basket

When you store shit in your ass

I put a kilo of cochise in my bunghole basket.

by LJD bullrider April 4, 2016

swamp basket

When your poop stacks up higher than the water in the toilet

I legit pooped a swamp basket today

by Danhowey December 10, 2016

Dick Basket

Dick basket is either a basket full of dicks or a basket made out of dicks, no one really knows all we know is that it's a funny insult.

The second way it can be used is a for a hoe suck as someone who always is dunking that their pussy is just a dick basket.

Guy 1: Ass sucker
Guy 2: Dick Basket
Guys 1: LOL

Guy 3: Tessa is such a dick basket
Guy 4: I know I heard she fucked two guys yesterday

by Alaskan_fuckboi April 16, 2017

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017

Bitty Baskets

A bra, but for men

"So did that date go?"
"He wears bitty baskets.."

by DeVinci02 March 4, 2020

Sinking Baskets

To stick one's own dick in their ass. The protrusion of balls from out the ring of the anus, appearing similar to midshot sinking a basketball in a hoop.

Did you hear what Rick got up to last night? I heard he tried Sinking Baskets and couldn't reach.

by Yui Dictionary June 17, 2021