ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

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Ape

(Adj) To be so turnt off marijuana, alcohol, or codeine/promethazine that your body has forced you to slump forward and sway back and forth like that of an ape.

(Ellis): Bruh look at this dude he is so turnt!!
(YG): I know he took one to the face and went ape

*Future comes on*

*Everyone immediately goes ape*

by TFlex August 10, 2015

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Authentic ape s*, crazy b**

A female that is 100% true. That will go authentic ape s*** crazy on a man. In a matter seconds.

She is an authentic ape s***, crazy b****

by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK February 28, 2024

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A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.

The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.

Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into Grape🍇Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial 🍇 moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.

by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021

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AP Memery

Advanced Placement Memery. Qualifies when you have a high stage of deep knowledge and experience of memes. By this you can succesfully make memes without being cringey or normie. This ultimate stage of memery makes you a pro memer.

A: Woah you have AP Memery? That's cool!
B: Yeah I know memes a lot so yea
A: By the way do you know da wæ???
B: *facepalm* fuck I hate my life

by BrakeCoach December 12, 2018

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