APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

AP

Abreviation for "Audemars-Piguet" , a Swiss brand selling luxury watches.

"We can keep an AP on when we do it" - Future , in Rich $ex .

by TravisScottGANG August 25, 2017

Singing Ape

When a Swedish woman tries to sing Bohemian Rhapsody in public and everyone stares at her

Person 1: Wow what a Singing Ape
Person 2: Yeah, you can tell that she is swedish!

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 8, 2024

Ape

Term used to call a black person

Some racist nigga: Ew! There’s so many apes in this diner, I thought there was no blacks allowed!
Four apes: Whatchu said nigga? Jump his ass!

by skippr.requiem on tiktok November 28, 2021

AP Art History

the combination of two useless subjects made into an even more useless and unnecessarily hard class by the evil corporation Collegeboard. curriculum is terrible and 90% of writing assignments will be straight yapping.

Person 1: form, function, content, context, artist, place of origin, movement, style
Person 2: What's going on with you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just studying a piece for AP Art History
Person 2: Okay... but how many colleges actually accept that credit again?

by academicvictim22 May 21, 2024

Ape Belly

Ape Belly, used to describe a person with a muscle belly the protrudes out. This can occur from having alot of muscle in the stomach region or muscle layered with a beer gut layered with more muscle in the stomach region.

I can lift alot thanks to my ape belly.

by Yfubar August 7, 2023