apples, m8

adjective. A term that Australians use whenever something is easy for them. Also a term used by fellow cunts to brag about something being way to ez

Girl: Man, that test was as hard as that BBC I took last night.
Guy: Aw come on, that test was apples, m8
Girl: Shut up you bloody cunt

by Conrad25725 November 26, 2018

apple stroodle

Where you cum and piss at the same time.

I just apple stroodled.

by xxx__Yolo_Swagger__21_xxxx December 9, 2016

pp apple

the act of shuving a apple up the fore skin
(its a kinky act)

i seen an pp apple yesterday

by maxithefox123 November 13, 2022

Rubbin' Apples

(v.) The act of taking one man's ballsack and tenderly rubbing both balls against eachother inside the sack. The hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. The end result of rubbin' apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.

Marty: "Hey Joe, how far did you get with Mary?"
Joe: "We made out for a while and then I got a real treat when she started rubbin' apples"
Marty: "You lucky son of a gun!"

by Ball Boy November 1, 2013

Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.

In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 March 30, 2022

Apple Kisses

When two people eat an apple (Usually a Pink Lady) and kiss afterwards.
The popularity comes from the sweetening effect the apple has on both parties lips, as well as freshening of the breath.

"Do you fancy a Pink Lady babe, ready for some Apple Kisses?"
"Oh my god we had apple kisses it was so romantic!"
"He tasted so good when we apple kissed."

by Surrealisms December 17, 2019

Throwing apples

When you accuse someone of doing something without having any form of evidence at all.

"You took my money!"
"No I did not, you're just throwing apples!"

by TinyBluDragon April 27, 2018