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Alyssa

Alyssa hates men
by LightSarkakin July 19, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has amazing grades, friends, and overall looks. She will always be there for a friend in need. She always is open to cry with her best friend and will beat the guy who broke her best friends heart. She may be awkward about a breakup at first it’s just because she truly still loves the person, or is taking time to figure out what to do now that the person is gone. Although she may not show emotions she may be hurting inside. She takes things very seriously and means what she says. When she says “I love you” don’t ever second guess it.
Alyssa- I love you
Boyfriend- REALLY!?!
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alesia

someone who gets suspended every week but has big tits
“oh yk alesia?” “oh t he girl taht gets suspended every week but is very hot, she bad asf
by alesialover123 September 2, 2022
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Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.
Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge
by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022
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Alyssa

Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.
Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.

Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!
A: I hung out with Alyssa today!
B: Oh Woah! You're lucky!
A: I know right?!
by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022
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Aysia Kelly

a basic white girl with daddy issues. she’s fake and has no real friends. sucks for her. she’s a stoner and pheens off of everyone else’s weed and nic.
oh look it’s aysia kelly being an annoying little fuck
by urmomwasinmybedlastnight November 26, 2022
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