Alaskan Governor

Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin

I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

Alaskan Steamroller

When one defecates into a condom, then uses the soiled condom while having intercourse.

I gave her an Alaskan Steamroller last night.

by Timoooo September 27, 2007

Alaskan Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon

Dude last night i had a O.N.S. with a girl and i totally gave her an Alaskan Fire Dragon.

by Chris Etty February 24, 2009

ablasion

another word for fire. (uh-blay-zhuhn)

"Oh my! That is a mighty big ablasion!"

by Danielle M November 6, 2006

Alaskan Pipeline

Freezing a big poop log. Proceeding to Tittie sex a large boobed lady

I totally gave that chick with a dick an Alaskan Pipeline last night. It was tits.

by Prtarded March 14, 2015

Alaskan Pacifier

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones mouth.

Bro, I gave her the best Alaskan Pacifier of the lifetime.

by Azsca June 21, 2022

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003