Wendied

To be nonexistent in a group setting; becoming invisible

Person 1: How many haircuts did you do today?

Person 2: I didn’t do any today, you know I was wendied.

by BizzelJ July 3, 2024

wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025

Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025

Widicwious

When something is so ridiculous it’s widicwious.

“Beer is so good it’s widicwious.”
“The new Call Of Duty is so bad it’s widicwious.”

by #widicwious January 17, 2026

Wendigo

n. a species of human like creatures posessing severe lack of empathy and intellectual inability to identify between obvious good and bad. these are not humans because humans are imperfect and neither good nor bad. these are bad. they have most potential as politicians. trauma doesn't matter, a wendigo is a wendigo. NOTE: this is not an insult but a term

Nowadays, wendigos always win against humans in presedential elections

by ieatamputatedrats February 3, 2026

Wendichode

A native American monster that acts like a werewolf. It looks like a Wendigo but fatter and has pig features. At midnight the affected person runs directly into the nearest woods and transforms into the Wendichode. They then hunt anyone who is fat, has food, or has had cigarettes within the last three hours. They hunt until 6 am and like a normal wendigo, they are endlessly hungry. The curse of the wendichode only affects fat people, and only when they are bullied for a long time. The most famous wendichode is The Avon Pig. The Avon Pig is reportedly located in Avon Ohio and had terrorized the area for since 2023.

AH A WENDICHODE IS CHASING ME.

by Howtogamegame February 8, 2025

Wind Turbine

When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina

I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going

by Xo_livinggarbage February 18, 2025