wannablessedbe

Someone who wants to be a witch but doesn't get witchcraft at all. Play on wannabe and blessed be (wiccan saying)

"No witches in your witch group?"
"No just a bunch of wannablessedbes."
~said by Willow Rosenburg in Hush in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

by alexrealwitch October 30, 2012

wannaboob

A wannabe hero whose only actual goal is simply hooking up with a damsel in distress, preferably with big boobs.

Hal from the movie Megamind was such a wannaboob. His only reason for wanting to be a superhero was just to get the girl.

by Vinderex September 26, 2014

wannabe thunder

Someone who seems to never show up on Facebook comment feeds until just after you comment. Usually a woman posting on an attractive man's post. It almost seems to be like she waits for your comments just to try to make sure she posts enough to keep the guy's attention. In large crowds, she tends to try to act like she runs the show, yet nobody really pays her any attention. She's annoying. She wants to be the thunder. She will never be the thunder. But in her mind she is the thunder.

That wannabe thunder chick is at it again. I can't say anything on his posts without her following up with something.

by shebang bang May 6, 2015

Wadnard

wud-nard- 1. (Adj) a term used for a male being that acts like a total dick
2. (N) a term used for a male being that IS a total dick

Bro 1: "did you head that jackalope broke up with Debra?"
Bro 2: "Jackalope spread a bunch of douchey rumors..."
Bro 1: "What a wadnard."

by Jyler Doseph May 13, 2015

wananza

A quartet of dancers performing a contemporary and stylised dancestors. The dancers fuse and flow together, combining stamping, lunges, bum hops, gyrations and hip thrusts. Thus creating a feast for your eyes.

"WANANZA!!!!!"
(wiggle wiggle, stamp, stamp, stamp, thrust, thrust, thrust, boing!)

by Talulahramsbottom April 9, 2016

Wannabe FOB

Wears adidas track pants, adidas track jackets, and either Superstars or Converse. Hair is usually dyed blonde/brown. Listens to K-pop and watches Korean dramas. Hangs out with other FOBs. Basically a hivemind. Usually goes to Chipotle, Starbucks, or Yogurtland in spare time. Posts pictures of food on Instagram with their new iPhones that daddy got for them.

Guy 1: Do you see that wannabe FOB?
Guy 2: Yeah look at her with her adidas trackpants and brand new iPhone.

by Swagadillian Manifesto September 18, 2016

Wannabae

The state of wanting a certain person as your bae

Michael really wanted to date Adele, but she was just his wannabae

by michaeltieman August 23, 2016