Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.

Lets van note in that truck bed

by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014

Van

a name for a gender neutral person who falls in love way to fast

person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.

by poopy cum December 27, 2021

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

Tuyet Van

Van is my girlfriend and I love her

I love Tuyet Van so much gaddamnit

by Tuyet Van November 22, 2021

Andrew van auken

A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang

Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken

by Allah the third March 25, 2025

Kyle Van Stokkum

A type of person who is a bitch nigga with an copiously inflated ego.

Person 1: What page do we need to turn to?
Kyle: Too stupid to figure it out yourself?
Person 1: Fucking Kyle Van Stokkum Bitch nigga.

by SmellaLover May 25, 2023

Van

HE IS SUPER AWESOME!!!!!!

He has a pretty smile and you could talk to him all day and never get bored. He has such good music taste. You would just want run your fingers through his hair!!!!

Van is so sexy!!

by livvy poo poo June 17, 2022