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dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!
Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?
by embrymavrik January 22, 2017
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Van Van

A really mean teacher wh gives iss and detentions for breathing wrong and she cant take a joke she stil owes ethean jaimen and peyton candy but she no do.
hey van van whats our lesson today
hey van van wheres my candy
by SlickCald October 16, 2019
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pak die chickie van achter

kanker, a Dutch Hip-Hop song by 7sidebaby. It got famous because of meme accounts on instagram, and if you yell 'pak die chickie van achter' (which means 'grab that girl from behind') on a dutch school people will automaticly say kanker (which means cancer)
Person: pak die chickie van achter
everybody in a dutch school: kanker
by lil bodyfluids October 16, 2019
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Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.
Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019
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Van

A pedophile's car
by You're_a_whore October 28, 2019
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Vans

If a boy wears vans it means they have a small dick
Person1 “Yo did you see josh wearing those vans?”

Person 2 “yeah you know what that means... small dick
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Van

A kid toucher and likes to jack off to lolis
Look its van
by fuckboi112 December 12, 2020
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