two fold

bigger and better

doing something better than

"I got yo swagger two fold"

by Courtlandt May 18, 2006

two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

by frank carter January 25, 2010

two in the cunny, one in the runny

the pointer and the middle finger in the Vag and the pinky in the bum hole where the runny poo comes from!

Spook thinks that two in the cunny, one in the runny is funny

by Spooka1234 October 10, 2009

two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

Two Peas in a Pod

The unbreakable, ironclad friendship that burns with the fiery passion of 10,000 Suns between Sarah Sweetser and Kirsten Thompson.

Kirsten and Sarah are going out to the bar again tonight, the Two Peas in a Pod won't remember the night tomorrow.

by Joshqwanda October 10, 2017

Two Hand Touch

Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.

When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!

by WCFC2005 November 21, 2005

two-faced

a girl that simply does not know how to grow up and be straight towards people at all.

two-faced is when some stranger talking shit about you behind yo back.

by littlemommasangel November 28, 2010