Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.

"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"

by daesson July 24, 2008

Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

by rewriter June 10, 2008

Plump Turkey

On a warm thanksgiving night after your girlfriend has eaten enough deep throat her so that she throws up her thanksgiving dinner.

After thanksgiving dinner I went home with my girlfriend and gave her a plump turkey.

by Troxaska November 25, 2010

Speak turkey

A comedic way of saying "Gobble up food"

Lunch bell rings in school

Luke: Time to go speak turkey!

by Lokeal April 17, 2011

yellow turkey

When you throw up on a guys dick while giving him head.

Becky I can't believe you gave him yellow turkey!" "He was going too deep!"

by Bebamae March 4, 2015

Fetid turkey

Someone who is a big-time loser. They say things like "big-time." And they usually have lame jobs like working at a store. They think they're cool and funny, but they're not at all. They may or may not smell terrible.

Do you see that guy over there? He's such a fetid turkey. Why? Because he's lame, stupid and smells bad.

by Gimli's Ma April 7, 2013

Cock Turkey

A term used to describe someone who loves cock, often used as an insult. The common sound that a turkey makes is "gobble" so to call someone a cock turkey you're saying they 'gobble cock'.

"Damn he's such a Cock Turkey!"

by Jaycee5454 March 23, 2009