thumb dribble

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words

at a time

…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.

- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.

by Stivchik April 22, 2019

Thumbe

The leader of The Brotherhood. A plastic bear that came from the mystical kinder surprise egg which lead to the birth of The 6 Sunjeevans of the High council of Bunde. The future leader after world domination by The Brotherhood.

Also Tamil for "little brother"

Thumbe's day will come...

by JJ January 5, 2004

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

Fact of thumb

It’s equivalent to “Rule of thumb” and this phrase is only used as a new web language.

The food is cold by now cz you’re late. It’s a sad fact of thumb.

by RasSunshine February 19, 2022

disposable thumbs

A play on the term “opposable thumbs,” essentially implying that humans can dispose of their thumbs.

Humans are some of the only animals that have disposable thumbs.

by UrAverageHoovy October 29, 2022

thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

thumbs up

You are loyal to 1 woman

That guy is thumbs up

by 1000/11 August 5, 2022