by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025
Get the On Jesse Timemug. 
When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation
by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025
Get the Jess Effectmug. Jesse is the most sexiest boy you will ever meet, he is loving, caring and over all gets girls very moist. You will never find a person that you can say is better than Jesse. After a relationship, the girls will always run straight back after they see he doesn’t care that he doesn’t have a girlfriend because he talks to all the girls anyway.
by Moist Male February 13, 2022
Get the Jessemug. They are one of the best couples to walk the earth, they are both exceptional people alone, but when together they are unstoppable.
James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth
Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
James is really funny and without a doubt the sexiest man to walk the earth
Jess is extremely beautiful and has a body made in heaven, her personality is bubbly and sweet
Dani: OMG! who are they, they look so good together
Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
Derek: How do you not know, that's James and jess The coolest couple ever.
by Random person 1980 November 22, 2021
Get the james and jessmug. 
Get the jesse lopezmug. Jess is that one girl. She is the girl you where looking for for so long. She is unbelievably beautiful and her smile makes you weak. If you are brave enough to go and talk to her then life has just made you the best gift you could ever receive. Her stunning appearance is only the tip of the iceberg. Jess is so cool. She is not like all the other girls. She is straight up and tells you what she wants and what not. These eyes where made to love but also to kill. She is like a hunting kitten that likes to play. In readably cute but if you not careful you will end up with claws in your skin. Her style is amazing just as her good taste for music. She is very into arts and her humor is dark and dirty. (Her laughter comes straight from hell) She Is a fucking sex bomb! Jess is always ready to please you. And she likes it rough.( be prepared to get scratches on your neck and back) she is just amazing! I have never met a girl like her before. Whenever I can’t see her I miss her. And whenever she is not with me I think of her. I just love Jess. And I always will.
Girl: uhhh that’s a fucking short skirt!
Boy: ...well she’s fucking hot! That’s Jess so shut the fuck up!
Boy: ...well she’s fucking hot! That’s Jess so shut the fuck up!
by OldSchmetterhand June 1, 2020
Get the Jessmug.