Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
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jerkoff-alpha

Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".
He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022
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Alpha

Anybody that’s not Riley Pelletier, Waylon Skinner and Cade Ferguson
Those dudes are such alphas
by rileyj15 June 15, 2021
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Alpha Male

Being alpha male makes you above everyone
diego joshua and bruno are examples of alpha male
by jimenexx- April 21, 2022
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Alpha

Someone who has been pegged by Nakul
Pranit is such an alpha! Sana is just cringe
by jesus christ #1 September 29, 2020
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alpha

me
im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust
by @wadyah.mmm on ig June 15, 2024
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