reverse turkey timer

When you stick your finger up her ass and she pushes it out she's not ready. But if she let's it go in she's ready to go

I put my finger up her ass and she let it slide. Reverse turkey timer

reverse turkey timer by Twooclocktom December 13, 2017

Starfish on a Turkey 

Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.

A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.

"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)

"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)

"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"

Starfish on a Turkey by glamacitingessenya March 28, 2013

Ham or Turkey Go

The meaning is too complex for anyone to understand except the creators. many have tried to figure it out but you cant

Ham or Turkey Go...

Ham or Turkey Go by Doctor of physiology March 1, 2014

Let's fuck this turkey 

Let's do this thing!!

Yo bro let's fuck this turkey!

Let's fuck this turkey by Shadowbrad May 17, 2018

rub my turkey 

A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.

Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !

rub my turkey by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

Turkey Boy 

A boy that looks like or is related to some kind of bird.

Abdullaaaa.....ello ello?

Turkey Boy by JTD March 30, 2005

Turkey Baster 

Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.

Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.

Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.

It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.

Turkey Baster by two lips April 20, 2010