J Tits

Sloppy tits resulting in a curve at the nipple.

I was taking off this girl's top, but then realized she was packing a nasty pair of J Tits.

by Jason Pogany April 22, 2010

Mournful Tits

Titties that are just plain sad to look at like a legless vietnam veteran begging for change, or the titties found at a strip club at lunch time on a monday afternoon.

did you see that 40 year old hooker with the stretch marks and mournful tits down on 47th street.

by Mr White 7 October 15, 2010

tit mistress

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.

A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.

by SPQR January 28, 2008

Chastity Tits

1. When a girl has breasts so appealing that her vagina is neglected in favor of inter-mammary intercourse.
2. Breasts that a guy finds he can't help but ejaculate between during a titfuck, even if it's supposed to be foreplay.

Thanks to her chastity tits, Leslie didn't lose her virginity until 25 despite being a massive whore.

by shuttlebutt July 3, 2010

karissa's tits

Big juicy melons that grow from the finest guava trees

Dammm KARISSA'S TITs

by Danceywhre December 4, 2016

elbow tit

The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.

Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.

Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"

Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit again."

by surrealdeal October 2, 2009

Spaghetti Tits

When a woman's boobs are long and saggy, so that they hang down like spaghetti.

I saw Jen with her shirt off last night. She has some serious spaghetti tits.

by bigbaylor August 28, 2009