like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.
by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023
Get the Crack Storymug. by ilovebooksalot June 16, 2011
Get the The Story Sirenmug. Is a lie. The language isn't losing it's meaning you're just ignoring thing information that translate to your story being wrong.
Hym "And even that isn't entirely accurate because you didn't quite ignore it, you read it, understood that you were wrong, and then cried like a bitch because you are that. And now you're trying to make a point about a crime I did not commit. And I didn't make any echo chamber for myself. You are doing this TO me. I'm not ever doing the incest ritual Jordan and I kill someone's kid if you don't pay for my work. The story is fiction and it's used to cover us what actually happened."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the The Storymug. by yomismo August 24, 2008
Get the The story of greg's lifemug. What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the I reckon I can peace the story togethermug. i have none but fancy seeing you here!
by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024
Get the sex storiesmug. Sex story: My girlfriend was next to me, snuggling up to me as we watched a movie. We had been sitting there for awhile. The movie was sappy and romantic… but suddenly, it came to a sex scene. It was a hot scene too, the man pounding a woman on a desk relentlessly. I couldn’t help but feel my dick start to harden. My girlfriend noticed, and straddled me. I gasped in surprise as she kissed me, my dick now fully erect. “Wanna take this to the bedroom?” She groaned, and I nodded. We rushed up there, hurriedly undressing. We got to my bed, and she only had her panties on, and I only had my boxers. I pulled my boxers off as she ripped her panties off. She moaned, seeing just how big I was. It didn’t stop her, and I could see how wet her pussy was as she lowered herself onto my cock, moaning. I grunted, thrusting up. She whimpered, rocking her hips, so I thrusted faster. I reached down and rubbed her clit. “Good girl..” I grunted, and I could tell she was close. I thrusted up faster, feeling her walls clench. “Ahh!” She yelled as she came, and I soon followed, moaning as I shot my hot load into her. She kept grinding, riding her wave of pleasure.
by superhornydefinitions May 26, 2024
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