An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related
"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
by Abused Haggis May 08, 2024
Tell the story of your first heart break. How y’all met and why it all ended and how you got heartbroken.
by hejwkwjwj March 03, 2020
by dani_bear99 March 28, 2015
Sam: “Babe we need to cut down on the takeaways…”
Freya: “Better get another Spice Story order in then 🤷🏻 ♂️“
Freya: “Better get another Spice Story order in then 🤷🏻 ♂️“
by Ahungryvegan November 23, 2021
by Idkimhereig November 01, 2021
Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
by adnaus March 19, 2023
"Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.
Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?
Bob: Not sure yet, why?
Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.
Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.
Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.
Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!
Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
Bob: Not sure yet, why?
Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.
Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.
Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.
Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!
Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
by dwdwefewf January 22, 2023