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Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup
Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing
by Ihaveheese December 31, 2016
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Tea-aboo

Term designating a non-English person obsessed with English pop-culture and society.

Tea-aboos are typically extremely obsessed with English works (especially those created by Steven Moffat) such as Dr. Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Monty Python and Steampunk. In addition they are obsessed with other aspects of English culture such as the Victorian Era, Royal Family gossip, Banksy, etc. They only listen to British music, with their obvious favorites being Queen and The Beatles.

Tea-aboos tend to overdress for every occasion and wear anachronistic clothing such as a top hat or a pocket watch. They are almost always social outcasts to some degree (depending on their tea-aboo level) and generally live in well-educated and affluent areas of the United States such as the San Francisco Bay Area.

Usually have very passionate but uninformed opinions on all matters of British politics, especially Brexit and the NHS, and believe that all aspects of British culture are superior, despite having no experience with the UK outside of media portrayals. They use the British spellings and pronounciations for no reason other than to be a giant fuck.

While not all aspects of the Tea-aboo can be fully covered in this definition, one last important trait of note is their use of constant use of English slang in an attempt to normalize it and make their usage popular outside of the UK (Tea-aboos particularly love using slang such as saying "Bloody Hell" and "Sod it/off").
Fineas is a massive Tea-aboo- he never shuts about David Tennant and he keeps trying to get me to watch Torchwood with him.
by tea-aboo June 24, 2021
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Tea-Biscut

The act of teabagging, then leaving a hot steamy turd pile on the victim's face.
I totally game Jessica a tea-biscut last night.
by gytonmybal October 3, 2012
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Tea Bag

putting your sack on an open mouth and begin bagin like you would be making hot tea you could make it a signature drink buy leavin hair behind
dip down & in and up & out . pull hair off and flick into mouth
Tea bag
by Drewski tea maker August 1, 2012
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Tea-Poon

The word originated from the Phrase "To Tea-Bag."
Its is when a girl Tea Bags a guy/Does a Tea Bagging motion on top of his mouth.
The "Poon" comes from The word "Poontang."

Which means vagina and was used by the American soldiers in the Vietnam war to describe Vietnamese Hookers.
Girl:Im gonna Tea-Poon My Man so Hard,He'll need a More than a Breath Mint.
by Punkoli January 12, 2012
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tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.
This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.
by gr8s1s August 21, 2011
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Tea enthusiast

Someone who knows ALL of the tea about everyone and everything about all people they will try to get all the tea from everyone and is frankly not a gossiper and more of a sponge soaking up water
“ yo did you hear about Trent “

“ ya dude I know all that tea I’m a tea enthusiast
by Hi77 December 2, 2018
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