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Take the L

When you take your first love for granted up until the point that she cheats on you, hides it from you, and leaves you, never to return, leaving you with true heartbreak and nothing but regret, because you know you *fucked* up....
Jack: I made a big mistake, man... I didn't appreciate her enough and she blocked all forms of contact. She dumped me, man... I can't believe how much of a fuck-up loser I am. I feel like I'm living in a nightmare.

Stephen: That's terrible, dude. I've been there. But you know what? Sometimes in life, you just gotta take the L. Sorry to say it.
by Hammer Of Doubt February 4, 2020
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take one

well we got the bag you tring to take one? you dont got me
by witsend253 February 28, 2008
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take a knee

The act of kneeling down on one knee while pointing a finger towards the sky and pounding an alcoholic beverage of choice. The taking of knees can be passed out between comrades drinking, however once you command the taking of a knee the person taking the knee is free to return the favor. "Knees" are taken for many reasons including to get drunk, to celebrate, or as competition.
Mike to Ryan (who has a freshly opened beer)- "Ryan take a knee"

Ryan- kneels to the ground points his finger towards the heavens and pounds his beer.
by rock90 January 13, 2008
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Take It Out

Following casual buttsex, it is important to remember to remove the cock from your anus, hereby "Taking It Out."
"Wow, that buttsex was great, i mean, that load was huge...." Take It Out
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taking a bath

sitting in a bath tub full of bubbles listening to sad music and crying for no reason
“I’m taking a bath”
You good man? what’s wrong?”
by chicalatte October 18, 2019
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take it to the fridge

From Justin Timberlake's song sext back, this term means he is hungry for backs, and/or hamburgers.
I wanna take it to the fridge for lunch ;-)...
by LaurenKA September 3, 2006
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take a gander

Hey, I'll just take a gander at what will happen five years from now!
by buccalucky11 December 28, 2010
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