ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.

As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....

by Marteau December 14, 2015

Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.

Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

Trach Snake

When you fuck a chick in the hole in her neck. ( From a tracheotomy )

Man 1: How did the blind date go bro.
Man 2: Started out slow, but it picked up later when i gave her the o'l TRACH SNAKE.
Man 1: Fuck yeah clean out them pipes.

by That805G June 3, 2016

smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016

Bush Snake

1. Slang for a penis, particularly one that is surrounded by significantly long pubic hair.

2. A non-venomous snake found in Africa.

She got hair in her mouth after sucking his bush snake.

by MFCM December 8, 2016

Coil snake

Outdoor shit

Watch where you step, i left a coil snake iver there

by Keithrat January 25, 2017

green snake

shreks dick

shreks dick looks like a green snake

by Turtl11 March 8, 2017