lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion

by mh3bean October 16, 2013

Squirrel

A derogatory term referring to black people as a whole. Arguably as racist, if not more racist, than the N-Word.

Keith: Hey man did you see whole stole my car?
Tim: Looked like a couple of Squirrels to me
Keith: Woah dude don't say that out loud! You might get cancelled.

by Anonymous82113 April 12, 2022

squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.

Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”

by GibbonLips August 3, 2024

The Flying Squirrel

When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.

This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.

by B.Nilez July 3, 2021

squirrel tuft

That tramp stamp of hair above an ass crack on a guy

93 took off his shirt and had a massive squirrel tuft above his ass. He needs to wax it.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!

by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009

Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025