Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

SPEED BALL

a game i suck at

SPEED BALL

by Zach made dis November 29, 2018

Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough

Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it

by Chawalabee February 1, 2022

Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”

Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?

by TrippT June 27, 2023

Speed Tump

slapping a glass so hard it breaks your hand

Person 1: Hey, why is your hand in a cast?
Person 2: I speed tumped my water bottle.

by TotallyNotAConspirator October 4, 2018