Red Rings of Death

Microsofts friendly way of telling me my 360 is fucked right after i finished the intro of first time ever playing Modern Warfare 2 which i just bought finally.

Me: Yea i finally got MW2 and got through intro and all of sudden it froze.... and got the Red Rings of Death. :(

Friend: HA dude that sucks! Well your xmas break is gonna suck.

Me: Fuck you

Friend: Tell me over live.

Me: :'-(

by autolover3 December 20, 2009

rings my cherries

A slot-machine reference. When three cherries appear (on an old-school one-armed bandit), ringing noises ensue = jackpot.

Usage can be "that band rings my cherries" or "whatever rings your cherries."

by LRL September 19, 2008

rusty ring donut

The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.

Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.

by Wun Hung Lo July 25, 2008

three ring circus

A combination of oral, vaginal, and anal sex, possibly culminating in a poop chute riot.

'So I heard you were hanging out with Susan last night. Did you take her to the three ring circus?' ::nudge::

by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

chili ring of death

When you have spicy food and and your asshole hurts when you shit

Hey did you hear mtv pat had the chili ring of death after he ate spicy peppers

by Buntin June 6, 2020

Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.

Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!

by Shaado November 14, 2010

Ring finger down

The person that’s throws this up is a total badass.

“Damn, he’s so valid for throwing up ring finger down”

by Cribbywibby July 11, 2022