Purple Shirt

To take an obviously generalized observation and criticize it as if it were an incorrect literal statement. This can dull the point someone is trying to make.
Observation: "Everyone is wearing purple today!"
Purple shirter: "I'm not."
by thecolourbleu September 13, 2010
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Purple Parrot

Purple Parrot, a synonym for homosexual, fag, queer, etc.

A testament to the worst team in Legends of the Hidden Temple history, always composed of weak-armed pre-pubescent losers. They are best known for struggling with any type of physical challenge, including standing on the steps of knowledge.
PrivateSoftcore is such a purple parrot

by MWrules October 11, 2006
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Purple Ronnie

When an erect penis is put through the middle of a MacDonalds Breakfast Bagel and your partner eats it.

A full fat purple ronnie is the above, but with added cum on top (glazed).
I feel well fat after scoffing down a few purple ronnies this morning. Had some hash browns too.
by mandudno2 June 23, 2011
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Dissapearing Purple

Branden: Do you want either gel or dissapearing purple?

Matt: Dissapearing purple? That sounds like a black womans vagina!
by king6 February 02, 2011
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Purple's Not Enough

Amazing pop punk/alternative rock band from Liverpool, United Kingdom. The band consists of vocalist/guitarist/composer Kyle Milson, bassist/vocalist/lyricist Anthony Johnson, lead guitarist Matty Wafer and drummer Jack Burness. They are known for their strong misoginistic beliefs, sexual transmitted diseased like melodies and articulate lyrics.
Groupie 1: Did you buy the new Purple's Not Enoughrecord?

Groupie 2: Nahh but I fucked their lead singer Kyle.

Groupie 1: So did I!
by AJ-23 November 24, 2009
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Purple Skeleton

The act of choking a girl/guy and sticking your finger up there butt and tickling them so they shake like a skeleton.
Dude, this chick gave me a purple skeleton last night, it totally ruled.
by OpieTaylor January 15, 2011
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purple dindons

giant lovables violet birds
(see barney)
by ruby strait September 27, 2003
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