royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.

I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.

by Squattingjester September 5, 2016

orangutan punch

The process of flailing ones arms in the air and bringing them down upon the head/neck of a partner during sexual intercorse

"She rode too soft so I gave her an orangutan punch..."

by SassyMcSaggyBuns July 12, 2016

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

Sunny punches

Sunny punches are when people think they’re beast at punching back to back but have weak form with both arms at the sides not fully extending the punch.

He sucks at fighting. He has sunny punches.

by Bolo Yeung February 8, 2020

Punch of doom

A punch so powerful it will leave you concussed

Matt gave Lukas the punch of doom

by punchofdoom March 5, 2020