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Paperback princess 

A girly-girl (sometimes referred to as princess) who has a “soft cover” in reference to her sweet disposition and general agreeability. Like a paperback novel, she is conveniently carried around and brought up when there’s time to kill. That is to say, the paperback princess is undervalued by society and often overlooked for the pages and generalized by the cover.

A play on the children’s book title “Paperbag Princess” by Robert Munsch. The paperback princess, much like the paper bag princess overcomes her sweetness and naivety to rescue spare herself from wasting time on a loser guy.
Jared’s gone and found himself another paperback princess - I wonder how longs it’s going to take her to realize he’s a total prick.
Paperback princess by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021
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ice princess

“she’s such a ice princess, can’t she just chill?”
ice princess by Pyt.pooh December 24, 2021

Prescott Princess 

Wow. I didn't realize this was a thing until now, but I can definitely confirm that the Prescott girls are Princesses.

People who've been within the Christian Fellowship Ministries for a generation or more have known that the Prescott girls are two-faced, self-important, slanderers, mockers, false-converts, hypocritical, fake... you name it.

The Prescott Princesses are more interested in their ritual "fashion show" they hold at every church meeting and church event than they are interested in becoming a Christian.

Prescott Princesses have every opportunity to learn better and to grow as Christians from the teaching in that church, but Prescott Princesses treat all things church related as just a social event they rule over.

They bully with impunity, backstab, isolate people, then they rally their troops to blame their victims if a victim takes issues to the Pastor.

That's a huge 'if', too, because everyone knows calling out a Prescott Princess will only make everything worse, so people choose to silently suffer.

To talk about the problems, the code word is to say "I feel rejected" and everyone knows what you're talking about.
I hope to attend conference without incident from one of the Prescott Princesses.
Prescott Princess by Myrene January 5, 2022

Pot Princess

a female who’s high class and very respected, but smokes weed like no other
Did you know the class valid Victorian smokes weed? She’s a pot princess.
Pot Princess by hoochie_mama January 7, 2022

European Princess 

when you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her
Gave her a European Princess on our first date. Now I don't like her.

top princess

A top princess is a top who likes to be courted, spoiled and live a soft life. However, he is still the protector.
I knew he was a top princess because he wanted to be the little spoon after breaking my back in.
top princess by Topswhotwerm November 11, 2022

Puff Princess 

A girl who hits a vape just for the fun of it, without actually inhaling anything.
Ugh, I don’t like Lola hitting my cart. She’s a puff princess.
Puff Princess by s3np4p1_chül0 December 25, 2022