Pre-suade

Talking to someone in private before a decision meeting is taking place in order to persuade said person to take your side.

Co-Worker: I don't know if we can convince management that this is the right choice
You: Don't worry, I pre-suaded Tom, he has our back.

by IGN_Whyt April 1, 2022

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.

Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM

I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing

by k-ferriter May 22, 2011

pre-pissed

Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.

Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.

by Tom Carbon OG April 3, 2021

Pre try

Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man

Arran said to alishas you still with your bf, so I won't try it on you pre trying

by Bigmandingo August 10, 2023

Pre-annoyance syndrome

When you are already annoyed because of someone before they have a chance to annoy you.

They just give me pre-annoyance syndrome.

by Davy boo September 8, 2023