cook his own pancakes 

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

cook his own pancakes by Fenland July 14, 2005

pancakes 

What Prince served to Charlie Murphy after he schooled his ass in basketball.

Interviewer: All right he beat you in basketball, and then what happened?
Charlie Murphy: After it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes. Pancakes.

pancakes by anonoymous! December 29, 2008

Stack of Pancakes 

More than one slab of fat piled over the waistband of jeans.

"Joseph, check out that girl walking with the crazy muffin tops hanging out of her pants. No John, there's more than one...that's a stack of pancakes!

Stack of Pancakes by Marmolaide November 17, 2009

Pancakeism 

When a poor sap actually falls victim to worshipping the almighty pancake. This can be full blown religious worship or even just ruining breakfeast variety.

Chance: "dude i love pancakes"
Aj: "Serious pancakeism i see"

Pancakeism by nOmega November 12, 2009

Cooking Pancakes 

Euphemism for sex, esp. early morning wake-up sex.

When I woke up after the party, this chick I didn't know was in my bed. Next thing you know, we were cooking pancakes.

Cooking Pancakes by fnnky January 23, 2009

cheese my pancakes 

To piss someone off.

eg. fries my apples, ticks me off

That bitch stole my cacalatour! That really cheeses my pancakes!

cheese my pancakes by Dagger aka Martha March 10, 2005

Flabbin Mingle Pancakes 

1.) Something to say out of anger or exasperation.

2.) A derrogatory term for animal poop.

Example:

1.) Person 1: "You know you have to do the science worksheet AND the lab for homework, right?"

Person 2: "Oh Flabbin Mingle Pancakes!I had no idea!"

2.) "That woman over there smells like Flabbin Mingle Pancakes!"

Flabbin Mingle Pancakes by Sid the Science Kid June 10, 2011