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lean position

Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.
"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"

from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008
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fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
by xbrianpx October 27, 2008
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Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.
"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009
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Gangster Position

Something that Andre Nickatina stand in his song "Converstaions with the Devil"
"Standing in the Gangster Position. Chit, my name is Nikky, but you can call me Dre."
by Sparky283 April 21, 2010
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e-plosion

the explosive, ie great, development of the Internet. Derivatives include e-plode, e-plosive, e-plosiveness, etc.
Today's world is marked by e-plosion.
by uttam maharjan December 5, 2010
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Moazamian Position

noun; a sexual position where a female sits on a person's back and performs a back massage. Whilst this occurs, she stimulates herself used the clenched gluteal muscles of the person she is on top of. The person can be male or female.
Guy 1:I saw Ryan getting a back massage from Alyvia when she started moaning. I think they were in a Moazamian Position

Guy 2:Do you think Ryan's fuckbuddy will care?
by PlutoNeptun September 16, 2010
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